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Jeffrey Tong
Joined: 19 Feb 2009 Posts: 15
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:21 am Post subject: |
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God damnit, I was waiting for the last moment to enter. Lol, nvm now. Good job to the winner! (Contact me to teach me the trick ).
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teddy

Joined: 31 Aug 2007 Posts: 166
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 2:33 pm Post subject: |
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| Ben Train wrote: | Contest is... over!
The winner has been contacted.
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No, I haven't. _________________
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Michael Kras Site Admin

Joined: 07 Aug 2007 Posts: 1310
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 4:02 pm Post subject: |
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| Liam wrote: | | Michael Kras wrote: | The magi, feeling spunky, wants to woo all the chickadees at a sock-hop and decides to prove what a daddy-o he us.
He whips out his pack............ of cigarettes, removes one of the cancer sticks, and flicks it up into his mouth to show off his wicked cool skills. In the same far-out fashion, he produces a book of matches and tears a single match out of the book with speed that would make Jack Kerouac titter. He then proceeds to light that baby up, striking it sharply against his stubble. The DJ stops playing 45s, the dancers stop hand-jiving, and the entire party screeches to a halt. They watch in silence, waiting for the magi to light his cigarette. Oddly, he makes no motion to do so... just holds that burning match plenty far away from the cigarette between his lips. Suddenly, without warning, the flaming match just seems to melt away, becoming an object of nothingness. Eve Arden SHREIKS and points at the magi's face.... shockingly, the cigarette between his lips is now alight and smoking! The magi walks outside to finish his cigarette, while Johnny Casino and the Gamblers get on the stage to perform their rendition of Love Me Do. |
that was truely ridiculous |
Do you mean that in a bad way? _________________ Michael Kras
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Liam
Joined: 30 Dec 2007 Posts: 424
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:39 pm Post subject: |
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| just the writting was ridiculous |
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Michael Kras Site Admin

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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:41 pm Post subject: |
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Sorry for being creative. _________________ Michael Kras
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Liam
Joined: 30 Dec 2007 Posts: 424
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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:43 pm Post subject: |
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| not ridiculous in a bad way |
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Michael Kras Site Admin

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Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 7:46 pm Post subject: |
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I know . I was just channelling Paul Harris when I wrote it. . _________________ Michael Kras
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Huruey
Joined: 16 Jun 2008 Posts: 22
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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 1:18 am Post subject: |
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And it seems there is no winner xD. Nice joke, Ben. _________________ - Joe Williamson |
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Liam
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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:21 am Post subject: |
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so you didnt win Huruey?
i thought it was you.
it wasnt me so it must be.... mike? |
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Michael Kras Site Admin

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Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 3:27 am Post subject: |
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Not me... Teddy?
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