Michael Kras
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Your Craziest Dream!!What was the craziest, most hilarious dream you've had that you can remember? For some reason, a good retelling of a dream gets me laughing. I will start.
I wanted to return to my old house to see what the new owners had done to it, so when I was in the neighbourhood I knocked on the door and asked to use the phone as an excuse to get a peek inside. Anyway, the woman who answers the door has black coat buttons for eyes. The whole inside of the house looks different and it is pretty dark. The woman leads me into my old living room where there is the fattest man I have ever seen and his son watching a clunky old TV set. She gets me a chair and tells me to sit and watch. For some reason I go along with it all.
Then, the father reaches under the TV and pulls out a bag of fresh Bubble Gum Lettuce or something. Now it finally dawns on me that something isn't right so I make a run for it out the front door. And when I looked back, my old house was gone.
I just thought of another that to this day makes me cringe.
I was at school, and for some reason was in the 5th grade and over 300 pounds in weight. Then a girl in the 8th grade developed a crush on me and I didn't know this until my friends found her diary and were reading it, rolling on the floor with laughter. Apparently she was vowing never to make fun of my weight by calling me Tubbykins or something. This officially freaked me out, so I decided to jump off the school. Now obviously, it's only logical that a 11 year old with the physique of a beach ball would BOUNCE right? So I lived, and hired bodyguards to keep the girl away from me.
Any crazy dreams???
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bcp on pcp
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Three I can remember at the moment (I've been having one a night recently). I had this first dream years ago. It started out with me standing next to this sprial spinning portal with the two main characters from the show batman beyond. The faster the portal spun, the faster you childhood goes. The old Bruce Wayne is controlling the portal, the young replacment is entering it. The replacement asks him not to make it spin so fast and then goes through. The next thing I remember in that dream is that there was a genetic crossbreed between dogs and spiders. Dogs with 8 legs. My family had one, which turned out to be the only nice one. We were attacked by the an organization with a group of these crossbreeds. The next thing I remember is going down a blue green whirlpool with my family after we defeated/finished something. After that, I can only rember that I died and took a cage up to heaven where I met my great uncle. Which is odd because I didn't know him that much.
The next dream I had about a year ago. I dream I could meet one person that had died for a day. I choose my uncle Kevin (I never met him, died before I was born). When he came down, he turned out to be hellboy (weird I know). We did all sorts of stuff that day, and at the end I got his phone number in heaven. I tried to call him the next day, but I couldn't get the phone to work.
Finally, I had this dream a couple nights ago. I dreamed I joined a camp that was in a forest filled with giant snakes, the small ones being 20 ft. What we did in this camp was form teams that went and hunted the snakes with axes. My team only had 2 people, me and some kid I've seen at school. What you did is you walked on a path until you heard rumbling, then you started running. You run down the path until the giant snake bursts out in front of you diving from one stretch of forest to the other. This is where you chop it in half. Finally, after a couple days, the rumbling started again, like a huge earth quake. My partner and I were running, he got ahead because I was tired, then the biggest snake I had seen there burst out of the forest and plowed right through him, then it took the path up to the camp cabin. It destroyed everyone in there except the camp's person who ran it. He was a blind old man who was randomly swinging his cane about to protect himself. I was constantly dodging the snake, jumping over it, swinging my axe at it. When I hit it, the axe just bounced off. The the camp runner got all serious and took a sword out of his cane and summoned the spirit of his mom (weird I know) which helped him kill the snake, which turned out to be the second biggest ever in camp history. The biggest was killed by the same guy years ago. I asked how he did it, but the dream cut to a scene of the groups back togethor reciving awards. My partner was still gone though. I looked up and saw that I had recived a medal of honor, and a spirit award. Then I woke up.
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KidMagic
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Great idea for a topic 
One of my craziest dreams was...
I was in a house with a bunch of random people, I think it might have been college and then a guy broke in and tried to kill us all so I decided to jump of the roof. When I landed the guy was waiting at the bottom for me and I looked up and saw the girl laughing at me.  After that I had to make my escape so I started running for a lake and jumped into some guys boat. When I looked to see who was driving it, it was the killer as we passed a dock the same girl who was on the roof was on the dock... LAUGHING AT ME! 
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Michael Kras
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Had another instance last night of an odd dream.
Some little kids were walking toward me on the streets, no older than 10 years old, and they asked me to show them magic. When I responded saying I didn't have any cards or props with me, one of them whipped out a switchblade knife and held it up to my throat, commanding me to do magic. They started taunting me by gliding the blade of the knife gently across my arms and face... can't remember what happened next but I soon woke up in tears.
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Reuben The Great
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I can't specifically remember any but this one.
I was in my house, and from thee attic door started appearing aliens.
So my dad said to grab the pots and pans, and crowd the door.
So I leapt inside, and rolled each alien up in a ball, and rolled them out the window.
Also, dont you hate when like a killer is chasing you, and you wont move fast enough in your dream? Its so weird, its likeour 1000 pounds and cant run away in time!
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Michael Kras
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YES! It's like there are concrete blocks on your feet! Always happens. That reminds me of another dream.
I was outisde and the a chinese guy wearing a tiger suit with his face painted started walking toward me. Figuring he might be bad news I ran inside, tried to run up the stairs but couldn't lift my feet normally. Then the chinese tiger guy came in and pulled me away at rapid speed.
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Reuben The Great
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hahahaa I actually started laughing.
A chinese tiger guy?
I had another dream where my entire family was rabbits and I was a gigantic tree. They lived inside me (keep the jokes in please).
And then one day a large bulky asian man with a pink spandex suit, revealing grapes and all, which was not pretyt, came with a chainsaw to cut me down, so my rabbit family gnawwed him to death.
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Michael Kras
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Funny how Asians are typically the villians here.
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