Michael Kras
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You Know You're A Magician When...... The word "stripper" isn't offensive to you.
... Compasses stop working within a 20 metre radius of your house.
...All of your cleaning sponges have large round holes in them.
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BrianMillerMagic
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...It took your parents 3 tries to cut the umbilical chord when you were born. Not because they couldn't do it, but because you kept putting the ends back together.
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Michael Kras
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Hehehe! That one was brilliant!
... When you have no friends.
... When you have enough cards for hundreds of decks, none of which would be complete.
... When you're writing "You Know You're A Magician When" jokes.
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BrianMillerMagic
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The umbilical chord one is out of my stand-up material (in other words, no stealing it  )
One of my favorites is "You know you're a magician when your girlfriend knows the sound of shuffled cards over the phone."
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Michael Kras
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"When you cringe as a spectator riffle shuffles your cards."
"When you whine like a baby when people ask to play a game of cards with your deck... the nerve of them..."
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