BrianMillerMagic
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Random Musings No. 1These are just some quick things I think about from time to time. Every other week or so I'll post a new list of these types of things. In the meantime enjoy Random Musings No. 1:
-Anyone ever tried to open your front door with the unlock button on your car remote? That'll make you wonder.
-You've heard the phrase "take the road less travelled" since you were a kid, but think about it: what if everyone did that? Conundrum.
-The term "clean as a whistle" is used frequently enough in the modern tense. Are you aware of what it means? The definition is "the sound a 19th century sword made as it sliced through the air to decapitate a victim." Is that, like, gruesome to anyone else? What the hell are we teaching our kids?
-"It happens to the best of us!" True, but really doesn't it happen to the worst of us more often?
-My vegetarian friend and I went out for Chinese food last week. He ordered the orange chicken with a side of pork fried rice.
-I despise arrogance. I'm a humble person. In fact, I would go so far as to say that I am the most humble person in the entire world!
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