Pinis in the HOUSE

Pinis · Pinis in the HOUSE

Hey! I'm Pinis, an I'm a master magician. I've been doing magic for 2 years and I am only 13, but I'm already a professional. I love doing hard sleight of hand like the stuff that Dan and Dave publish, I've already mastered most of it. I'm here to help people out and talk magic.

Bye for now!

Pinis.

Pinis

WTF? Nobody replied yet. Wow.

Michael Kras

Welcome to the forums, Pinis... just curious, where did you get your username from? That username is the same as an in-joke between friends.

By the way, be patient for replies... we are a small but eventful community, people will reply when they can.

BrianMillerMagic

I hope this is a joke.

Pinis

Why you think i'm going to show you up? LOL wow, don't be trippin its fine, i'm just another pro magician like you.

BrianMillerMagic

Offer me one shred of evidence and I'll buy it. Judging by the immaturity of your posts, I certainly don't doubt your age. If you'd care to prove your assertions, then I'll back off.

Reuben The Great

Brian, are you a little jealous there is another pro magician on the forum?

BrianMillerMagic

Reuben, I am willing to assume that your anger with me is one that results as a product of my email. Please keep private matters private.

My problem with Pinis is his first post in which he claims to be a "master magician" at the age of 13 having done magic for 2 years. Either he is delusional or this is a joke. Either way, it needs to be rectified. We've dealt with a number of problem posters on Magicanada in the past and it never fared well.

Reuben The Great

What email?

I'm talking about your response, your hostilness towards him, not believing he isn't a professional. Who says he's not better than everyone here?

Maybe even you? Or Ben?

Envy is something most people keep to themselves.

Ben Train

Hey Pinis,

I have no doubt you are awesome. Brian's mad because he's spent years working on his craft and he's not a master yet. And you did it in two.

Shoot, I'm not a master either... now I'm mad!

Ben

Michael Kras

If Pinis is in the wrong mindset, some members here qualified to do so should help, not kick him out. We'll see what develops.

BrianMillerMagic

My so called hostility is because he comes into our house with an arrogant attitude and claims that are very unlikely to be true. He has no photo, no information, and no verifiability whatsoever. If he can provide any amount of verifiability I will concede, apologize, and move on.

And there is not a single person in the world that ought to be using the term "master magician" after only two years of experience. I don't care how good you are. He may be better than Lance Burton after only two years, but there's much more to that title than simply skill.

Pinis

everyone thinks im a master magician.

and yeah ben, that's what i thought might be it. lol it takes a while for ppl to cope with being around a 13 year old pro.

Ben Train

No problem man. I'm sure you're the bombdiggity.

For everyone else, chill out bros! If you want to challenge his assertion, why not ask him some questions. History, performance, theory, etc. Just ask him!

Ben

Reuben The Great

Pinis, not meaning to be rude or anything, but the whole master magician thing isn't really playing with me.

Have you been on any other forums?

How do we know who you are?

You should respect people around you like Brian, some of your comments have been extremely arrogant and somewhat annoying, you don't want people against you.

BrianMillerMagic

Okay, I'll bite. Pinis, why don't you provide us with the history of your masterful career? In addition, any press clippings, promo videos, testimonials, etc would be extremely beneficial in getting to know you. Once we've established your background, we can choose some serious topics of conversation and discuss.

Pinis

kk, here's an email i got yesterday about a show i did for a party.

"You were an excellent performer, one of the best we've hired for our yearly events. We will definitely be calling you again, thank you for such an awesome show!"

that was from someone who im not gonna name here cuz of privacy. but yeah that should be good proof.

BrianMillerMagic

Here's an email I got yesterday:

"Brian Miller is the world's greatest magician."

I can't give you the name because of privacy, but that should definitely settle it. So there.

Seeing a problem with such a claim?

Michael Kras

I'm starting to get a headache.

Ben Train

Thanks so much.

Works for me!

Ben

BrianMillerMagic

Fine, you guys play along and have a good time. I'm out of this one.

Pinis

yee you're a liar Brian, stop the act, you aren't a mastr

Pinis

I apologize for coming off as a pretentious arrogant fool, sometimes I do that. A split personality disorder can be hard to cope with sometimes and although it will sometimes show here, please do put up with it. I am aware of it but it is beyond my control.

Anyways, let's start again... I'm Pinis, and I'm ready to learn.

Michael Kras

I'm terribly sorry, truly, if it is not... but IS this a joke?

Pinis

Yes, in fact, it is a joke. I've been caught, but not without a fight. It may come as a shock, but I am actually a previously registered member of the forums, one who frequents, and I am under false identity. Any guesses?

BrianMillerMagic

This was transparent from your first post. You should read some books on comedy. And I don't care who you are, false identity, previously registered member, or otherwise.

Pinis

Here is a clue:

"My identity can help almost everyone love Kentucky, right after sunset"

Michael Kras

My
Identity
Can
Help
Almost
Everyone
Love

Kentucky
Right
After
Sunset

Wait, but that would mean.... nah, couldn't be.

Liam

i give up, it was me!
just kidding.
nice one mike, way to get brian rilled up

Liam