How the Heck Do You Respond To This?

Michael Kras · How the Heck Do You Respond To This?

I was at school, performing as usual, doing some sort of card effect.... then suddenly I feel a gentle slap on the butt. A girl behing me slapped me on the butt playfully while I was doing Open Travellers.

I didn't know what else to say but "Umm, thank you".

How the heck would YOU have responded to this? What do you think of the situation?

Reuben The Great

My best guess is that it was a joke, lmao.

Michael Kras

Regardless of whether or not it was a joke, how would you respond!!

Liam

the funnest way would be to slap back Very Happy

Michael Kras

That would have been AWESOME! If only at that time I had been quicker on my feet. Not every day you get sexually assaulted during a Jennings routine.

Ben Train

I just got back from OKC, where I had to do an impromptu performance for a group of laypeople in the bar. Standing back to watch was Paul Cummins, Bill Malone, Jason England, Aaron Fisher... etc.

Suffice to say I was nervous.

So, anywho, this chick's (Tweet. That was her name. Swear!) card vanishes and appears in my pocket. Great. I then move on to the next thing, talking to one of the gentleman, and feel hands DOWN MY PANTS.

She was frisking me. First my pockets, then the pants. So, I did the only thing I could think of at the time:

I raised my hands over my head so she would have better access, then screamed "I need an adult!"

Michael Kras

OH....MY.....GOD.

I haven't seen Tweet in years!

Reuben The Great

I bet you've never seen tweet.

Burn.
LOL Razz