41 Things I Hate.

Reuben The Great · 41 Things I Hate.

I got fed up with teen-staches and decided to make this list. Enjoy (or hate).

1. Teen-staches.
2. Compliment fishers. (girls who say, "Aw I look like crap today" expecting you to tell them no, that they look nice. I say, "Yeah, you do look awful, couldn't you have even put a little bit of effort into it this morning?")
3. People who play their music through their headphones too loud.
4. People who get mad at the mother's of crying babies on the bus. It's not the mother's fault people, nor the baby!
5. Lists.
6. The new James Bond movie, like a beginner magic trick.

7. People who say, "oh man that's classic!" even if it's something they don't like, don't remember, or it's out of their time period. Example. "Sean Connery IS James Bond, he's classic." Reuben replies, "Yes, I know, because I've seen every single Bond there is. Name three Connery films (they can't). Of course, because your parents preach Connery is classic, so you do!". Another example: "Super Nintendo has terrible graphics." "No, it's classic man!" -- "Have you even owned a Super Nintendo? I did. And it was crap."

8. Kids who have no friends, but act like a jerk.
9. Cheap, chinese rip-offs of things. I saw a guy with a "ThinsulatA" toque on the bus, not thinsulate.
10. The sham-wow advertiser.
11. People who classify popular kids by the weight of American Eagle clothes on them.
12. People who blow of hanging out because, "they have piano." Of course I'm no better; "I've got magic club."
13. Arrogant Serbians. Not a racist comment, I just know a lot of damn arrogant Serbians.
14. Teens who drink beer even though they know it tastes like the backside of a donkey.
15. Jones Root Beer.
16. Regular M&Ms
17. Store owners who eye you down as if all teenagers are thieves.
18. People who don't walk on the right side of the sidewalk.
19. People who don't put toilet paper on a toilet seat in a public washroom.
20. Hannah Montana and her (Actually) 30 year old brother Jackson.
21. Kids who claim to be able to play guitar, but can only play like 3 chords over and over. Guitar players, you know what I'm talking about.
22. Kids who smoke cigarettes.
23. Girls who can't hold up a conversation.
24. Those, "two girls in a picture, making silly smiles while one of them takes the picture with her cell phone from an above angle". Myspace IS these pictures.
25. Emos who think skin tight pants are cool.
26. Rene Zellwegger.
27. People who give me a wet, bent, ripped card after an effect and say, "don't you need this?"
28. Wind
29. People who give me a birthday/christmas present-- My bday is december 28.
30. The Montreal Canadiens
31. People who believe flipping your cellphone out on the bus even if you didn't get a text makes you seem more appealing to girls on the bus. They're mainly all scrolling through their phone settings, and sometimes wondering "what's airplane mode?"
32. Kids who carry USB sticks on a string around their neck.
33. Cracks in the sidewalk for skateboarding.
34. Annoying little kids, except when I'm payed to entertain them. (i mean the ANNOYING ones, not all little kids)
35. Rip offs, fake ipods
36. Long explanations that are unnecessary
37. People who when asked what kind of music they like say, "a bit of everything really"-- "do you like hip hop?"-- "not particularly"
38. Ghetto names that end in "eesha". Example: Shaqueesha, Loqueesha
39. People who pronounce the word "library" as "liberry"
40. People who can only smack talk over msn.
41. Anybody who dislikes magic.

Ben Train

What do you mean by "Long explanations that are unnecessary"?

BrianMillerMagic

In response (because I'm bored):

3. Hearing someone else's music through headphones bothers me too, but I must admit that more often than not it is the fault of the headphones, not the listener. Crappy headphones don't keep the sound in like they should.

6. First of all, by the new James Bond movie do you mean Quantum of Solace? Because it was an incredible sequel to Casino Royale, and both of these new prequels seriously respect the integrity of how Ian Flemming wrote the Bond novels.

18. I wholeheartedly agree. We walk on sidewalks, in malls, down halls, etc just like we drive. On the right side people, come on!

25. Just 'emos' who think skin tight pants are cool? This whole labeling of people according to the kind of music they listen to or clothes they wear is really silly. In high school for three years I was 'goth'. Huge black everything, chains, spikes, makeup, the whole bit. But I listened to classic rock and I've never done drugs in my life. Let's try to break the trend. There are lots of non 'emos' who wear skin tight pants, and plenty of 'emos' who don't.

29. Your birthday is December 28 - I agree, that sucks man.

41. If you hate people who dislike magic, this is the wrong career for you.

Reuben The Great

In response to Ben: Smile

In response to Brian: Quantum of Solace was a terrible movie in my opinion. This is--actually, I'll make a new thread about it, it's too long to explain.

Also, the "emo" thing-- was referring to someone in my school, i wear tightISH pants but not like skin tight. A joke between me and Mike.

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