The Magicanada Project

Michael Kras

... The word "stripper" isn't offensive to you.

... Compasses stop working within a 20 metre radius of your house.

...All of your cleaning sponges have large round holes in them.

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BrianMillerMagic · Joined: 14 Aug 2007 Posts: 543 Location: New York State

...It took your parents 3 tries to cut the umbilical chord when you were born. Not because they couldn't do it, but because you kept putting the ends back together.
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Michael Kras · Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 12:28 am Post subject:

Hehehe! That one was brilliant!

... When you have no friends.

... When you have enough cards for hundreds of decks, none of which would be complete.

... When you're writing "You Know You're A Magician When" jokes.
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BrianMillerMagic · Joined: 14 Aug 2007 Posts: 543 Location: New York State

The umbilical chord one is out of my stand-up material (in other words, no stealing it Razz

)

One of my favorites is "You know you're a magician when your girlfriend knows the sound of shuffled cards over the phone."
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Michael Kras · Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 11:39 am Post subject:

"When you cringe as a spectator riffle shuffles your cards."

"When you whine like a baby when people ask to play a game of cards with your deck... the nerve of them..."

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