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Michael Kras Site Admin

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Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2009 7:22 pm Post subject: How the Heck Do You Respond To This? |
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I was at school, performing as usual, doing some sort of card effect.... then suddenly I feel a gentle slap on the butt. A girl behing me slapped me on the butt playfully while I was doing Open Travellers.
I didn't know what else to say but "Umm, thank you".
How the heck would YOU have responded to this? What do you think of the situation?
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Reuben The Great

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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:18 am Post subject: |
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My best guess is that it was a joke, lmao. _________________ "I lost a bundle of hundred dollar bills in an elastic".
"I found the elastic." |
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Michael Kras Site Admin

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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:52 am Post subject: |
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Regardless of whether or not it was a joke, how would you respond!! _________________ Michael Kras
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Liam
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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 6:53 am Post subject: |
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the funnest way would be to slap back  |
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Michael Kras Site Admin

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Posted: Sun Mar 29, 2009 1:13 pm Post subject: |
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That would have been AWESOME! If only at that time I had been quicker on my feet. Not every day you get sexually assaulted during a Jennings routine. _________________ Michael Kras
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Ben Train

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Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 6:17 am Post subject: |
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I just got back from OKC, where I had to do an impromptu performance for a group of laypeople in the bar. Standing back to watch was Paul Cummins, Bill Malone, Jason England, Aaron Fisher... etc.
Suffice to say I was nervous.
So, anywho, this chick's (Tweet. That was her name. Swear!) card vanishes and appears in my pocket. Great. I then move on to the next thing, talking to one of the gentleman, and feel hands DOWN MY PANTS.
She was frisking me. First my pockets, then the pants. So, I did the only thing I could think of at the time:
I raised my hands over my head so she would have better access, then screamed "I need an adult!" |
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Michael Kras Site Admin

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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:28 am Post subject: |
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OH....MY.....GOD.
I haven't seen Tweet in years! _________________ Michael Kras
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Reuben The Great

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Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 10:44 pm Post subject: |
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I bet you've never seen tweet.
Burn.
LOL 
_________________ "I lost a bundle of hundred dollar bills in an elastic".
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